2010, ഒക്‌ടോബർ 30, ശനിയാഴ്‌ച

QUOTES

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
 how close they were to success when they gave up.
 ~Thomas Edison~


"Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect
Leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly
Under your belt, that's real power."
 ~Clint Eastwood~


The only difference between stumbling blocks and
 steppingstones is the way in which we use them.
 ~unknown~


Write the bad things that are done to you in sand,
but write the good things that happen to you
 on a piece of marble.
 ~Arabic Proverb~


Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter.  Try Again. Fail Again. Fail better.

 ~Samuel Beckettï~


A wise soul opens the window to the future
 by closing the doors to the past.
 ~unknown~


Happiness is inward and not outward; and so it does
not depend on what we have, but on what we are.
 ~Henry Van Dyke~



When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope  that I would not have a single bit of talent left and I could say,  "I used everything that you gave me."
~Erma Bombeck~
 

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Malayalee Mahima

There was a good old barber in Sharjah .

One day an American goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing Community Service. The American is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Phillipino goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Phillipino is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Malayalee goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there ......
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A Dozen of malayalees waiting for a free haircut...
With printouts of the forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut!

2010, ഒക്‌ടോബർ 25, തിങ്കളാഴ്‌ച

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